ifyoucarryonthisway:

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

(Source: averagefairy, via guy)

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

(via humorprince)

Anonymous:
bikini pic? xoxox you're perfect <3

squatslikeagirl:

If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong

(via look-beyond-my-imperfections)

donnacabonna:

and they say romance is dead…..

(via officialgoogle)

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jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

(via connorandotherthings)

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

image

(Source: trashboat, via guy)

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(Source: guy, via hotboyproblems)

potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

(via blamebandsx)

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possiblypensive:

so many cute boys
so little confidence to talk to them

(Source: possiblypensive, via blamebandsx)

humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

(via baracknobama)

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

(via pohtato)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via unfollovving)