bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

image

(Source: heteroh, via legalmexican)

globalmutt:

Global Warming confirmed.

(Source: realitytvgifs, via legalmexican)

Timestamp: 1405524815

worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this

(Source: thesochillnetwork, via vviktoriaa)

Timestamp: 1405524318

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(Source: thisisnthalloween, via cyberfricking)

#That’s it. That’s the entire show.

(Source: -frary, via cwreign)

Timestamp: 1405110739

tastefullyoffensive:

Movie Characters Taking Selfies in Classic Movie Scenes [video]

(Source: luciawestwick, via gnarly)

Timestamp: 1404462101

disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

(Source: metallics, via perks-of-being-chinese)

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

(via baracknobama)

Timestamp: 1404292776

oomshi:

do me for the vine

(via clestroying)

sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

(Source: SCEPTRE, via safeguards)

gay8:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved, via safeguards)