forged-mello:

robensemble:

That escalated quickly.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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Timestamp: 1398354088

thebootygoon:

cant keep ya eyes off my fatty daddy i want u 

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(na na) 

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surfbourdt surfboardt 

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xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via legalmexican)

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via hotboyproblems)

yellowboxgrayarea:

rebrandng:

Bruce Willis: Time to Dye.

Now the trick is to be very careful with the egg as you lower it into the dye of your choice.  You don’t want to crack the egg.

Titles: DYE HARD. BOILED EGGS

Bruce Willis: Yippie dye yay motherclucker

happy easter everyone!

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fak-er:

Accidentally close a tab on your browser? No problem! Hit ctrl-shift-T and the page will pop up again.

always reblog, this could save lives

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islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

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theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

(via phobias)

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

do a triple backflip if I’m not

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